Am Not on Facebook: Look, I don't even like your annual Christmas letter updating me about your life.
Don't Have a Twitter Account: 140 characters? Once when a friend asked me what time it was she told me not to tell her how they made the clock.
Am not on LinkedIn: I am a kept woman
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Won't Buy a Kindle (or any other eReader) It doesn't feel like escaping. It makes me anxious and tired. (h/t Emma Robinson) Plus I don't have to worry about the battery life of my copy of BossyPants.
Don't own a DVR: $9.00 cable
Don't have FIOS, Xfinity See above.
Don't Own an ipad, itouch:
Don't use an ipod: Click to read about the earbud incident.
Hate ipods anyway: No DJ's and no commercials make me claustrophobic. All evidence to the contrary, I actually like to hear a human voice now and again. As long as I don't have to interact with it.
Don't own a smartphone:
The above choices make me feel like I am part of the simple living movement. Click to learn more. Well, all except the anti-consumerist, ecological footprint, more quality time with people, sustainable development, self sufficiency part.
Oh let's face it. I'm just cheap.
